It ain't over til it's over. Oh it's over.

Partly due to World Cup fever - other fevers are available - this week's GNN hit a very quiet patch, with only host Joe and myself (Sam) sat across the table from each other when the allotted hour came. Katy was going to join us but she was running a little late, so we kicked things off with a couple of head to heads, starting with Faraway. 

I have never won this game before, but Joe put all his eggs in one huge point-scoring basket, and though he pulled it off my many-cards approach was enough for a narrow victory.

Sam 78
Joe 73

We followed that with Pickonimo/Heck Meck, where Joe got off to a terrible start, getting nothing at all on his first three turns. I hoovered up a whole bunch of tiles, but was concerned that as the game closed out I'd start busting. Joe didn't think I had anything to worry about - but he was wrong. Revenge of the Berge!

Joe 10
Sam 8

Katy now arrived - complete with a new bike - and we debated what to play before settling on Eldritch Horror. We'd flirted with this at the weekend and failed at the hands of the Ancient Ones - could we do any better this time? 

Inspired by the works of HP Lovecraft, this undertaking sees us trying to solve clues, defeat monsters and close gates to horrible netherworlds. It's very Pandemic-like in some ways - a combination of hitting objectives whilst firefighting hordes of diseases (or in this case, ghosts, shoggoths, and the perpetual threat of insanity). Joe played Charlie Kane, a politician with powerful influence. Katy was Jacqueline Fine, who had a strong command of Lore. And I was Lily Chen, who mostly likes kicking the shit out of things. 

We began strongly. Joe used his influence to good effect, and his special power to share the love - or more specifically, some asset cards - with Katy and I, We begin navigating the board in search of clues and gates to close, but round two is our first hairy moment as a Reckoning is triggered and Joe narrowly escapes death. 

Katy is doing some terrible dice-rolling and only her powers and cards are rescuing her. But our biggest problem is the current Mystery: four must be solved to win the game, but we are making absolutely no progress on the first one at all, thanks to the circumstances of the nasty Mythos cards and our poor gate-shutting efforts: we sashay around the planet only to faceplant whenever something important is needed to be done.

Katy twice sacrifices her own health to save Joe and I losing (more of) ours, and although I finally close a gate at the fourth time of asking we still fail on the mystery front, and as time is getting on, elect to pack the game in because after nearly two hours we're no closer to the end than when we started, and completing four mysteries before midnight looks unlikely. We're disappointed. I have loads of lovely kit now thanks to Joe, but am feeling a bit like the all the gear, no idea version of Lily.

Lovecraft was a horrible racist anyway. With all the terrors back in the box there was plenty of time for So Clover. I was quite pleased with my clue of bile for ambulance/mustard, but I hadn't spotted the word body on another card, dammit. We flailed about slightly on our first attempt with Katy and I not in tune with Joe's clever clueing. Our second looked more promising with two sixes but Joe had had a bunch of tricky combos and we fell short again!

Despite us trying to save the world and deciding it was all too much effort, it was still pretty early. But hot and tired from our endeavours we decided to call it a night. Hope to see you all next week. 

Wyrm Sweet Wyrm

 A new venue always feels special, like GNN is slowly extending it’s influence across this great nation. And so, at 7.30, four of us (Katy, Sam, Joe and me) squeezed into Sam’s car and drove away to the far reaches of Bristol. It almost felt like a Novocon. Steve and Anja were the hosts, in their converted ex-care home. Anja welcomed us while Steve was upstairs on bedtime duty. Due to the delicate nature of trying to get a child to sleep, we weren’t given a tour of the whole house but what we did see was pretty impressive.

Then Martin, Adam H and Ian arrived and we began to play. Sam had brought Sticky Cthulu, thinking that Louie might enjoy it, but he wasn’t here tonight so instead eight grown adults found themselves whipping the table with sticky plastic tentacles, trying to pick up illustrated bits of cardboard chosen by the roll of two dice, with the illustrations having a vague HP Lovecraft theme. It was frantic and a bit insane. Only one of my photos did it justice.

“This is monstrous,” said Martin. “Literally,” replied Anja. Finally, Ian was awarded his third coin of the game and he was declared winner. Steve arrived and despite the look of intrigued excitement on his face, we couldn’t be persuaded to play again. As the game was being put away, mentioned that the tentacles needed to be cleaned after every game which seems like very high maintenance for a board game.

We were a nine now and Steve chatted about the supposed haunted qualities of their new home. The automatic lights on the hallways keep turning on, apparently, which initially was a bit spooky but now Steve finds it quite useful.

We split into three groups of three. Katy, Adam and Ian played World Wonders. Joe, Martin and Sam squeezed onto one half of the table and played Dawn of Ulos while Steve, Anja and I took up the rest of the table with Wyrmspan.

The room hummed with rules being explained. Joe noticed that the orc meeple in Dawn of Ulos had boobs. I was disappointed that a booklet in Wyrmspan was called “Dragon Facts” since, strictly speaking, those two words shouldn’t go together at all.

Soon after Wyrmspan began, I heard Adam say “My first wonder!” so we were clearly the last to start. Wyrmspan initially looks like Wingspan with a new look, but it is different enough to be considered a new game. So I’m told, anyway, because I couldn’t remember anything about Wingspan. We explored caverns, and enticed dragons with names of varying silliness into our sanctuary. It was all quite sedate without any real interference in other people’s plans.

Meanwhile World Wonders ended with Katy ruing her habit of building wonders whenever possible.

Adam 41 (broke the scoretrack)

Ian 32

Katy 30

And Dawn of Ulos ended after an odd episode where Sam had to take cards from Martin’s hand and Joe advised Martin “why don’t you just pretend they’re shuffled.”

Martin 154

Joe 121

Sam 90

The other six players reshuffled into two groups. Katy sat at the end of the table not fully aware that she was volunteering herself into a game of Faraway (the me of building up a high-scoring tableau of cards backwards) against Joe and Martin.

Martin 85

Katy 64

Joe 53

And Sam, Adam and Ian set up camp on the small table where they played Misfits. Sam’s audacious early use of the drunken elephant couldn’t seal a win, as Adam took first place.

Then they played Little Tavern.

Ian 28

Sam 26

Adam 17

By now, it was late and the only thing left to do was wait for the last round of Wyrmspan to play out and then listen to the scores being totted up, with help from Martin as Steve called out sums that were too difficult for him to deal with at this hour.

Waiting for the scores for Wyrmspan to come in

Steve 94

Anja 93

Andrew 73

And with that, we were off! A new venue was christened and everyone was excited by it, especially at the thought of a game of Hugo in the damp basement of a genuine* haunted house. Thanks all. See you next week!

* approx

Junior Band

What briefly threatened to be a three surged to a six and the first few to arrive - Martin, Katy and Adam T, along with myself - elected to begin the evening with Rankster, reasoning that the others could join us on arrival. Pele was one of the first out of the box - it's getting to be a habit - as Adam was requested to rate his newsreading capacity compared to that of Queen Elizabeth II (great elocution) and Little Red Riding Hood (may not even know the word news). While the rest of us were pondering his rankings Adam H arrived, having initially gone to Joe's house by mistake. "I was too lazy to read the whole thread" he said, rationalising that as Joe was last to reply, we'd be at his house. 

We did okay at Rankster, although Martin was furious with us for proposing a Medusa would be good at pulling faces at a three-year-old. "She'd turn them to stone!" he wailed. Then after Joe arrived and we learned from Adam that the reason John F Kennedy didn't duck was because he wears a corset, the table split into threes. Adam T joined Martin and Joe for a crack at Faraway...

While Adam, Katy and I began our animal assembly duties in Caldera Park, where the goal is to group animals of a type together, and then multiply their number by how many waterholes they connect to for points. The catch is that some tiles contain more than one type of animal, and there are placement restrictions that may force you to put animals where they won't score at all. In fact, they may be killed off by weather. 

Over five rounds players take turns announcing which animal - assuming it's still available - goes on which terrain, and their fellow players must follow suit if they can. But if they can't, their opportunities expand rather than contract - if Katy says 'put a wolf in the forest' and you currently have no wolves, you can put anything you like in the forest. And if all your forest is already covered, you can put a wolf anywhere. If you have neither wolves nor forest available, the world is your oyster. 

In each round a weather tile is added, but these are unpredictable and may wipe out neighbouring animal tiles if you are unlucky. At the end of the game, you tot up your animal score but also accrue points for covering parts of your board (all forest, all river, all waterfalls etc). Katy said she really enjoyed the game right up until the end, when she discovered she'd lost. 

Adam 161

Sam 153

Katy 146

But she still loved the scorepad, even if she wasn't keen on what it had to say. Meantime Faraway, with its curious dynamic of laying out a tableau of cards before scoring them backwards (point-scoring relies on certain symbols being exposed when the card itself is flipped) had been played not once but twice! In the first game there was some mild symmetry to scoring:

Martin 90

Joe 80

Adam T 70

And in the second, Adam took his distant card-flipped revenge:

Adam 74

Joe 65

Martin 64

It was time to do a bit of seat-swapping and so Katy and Adam T switched sides so she, Joe and Martin could play Robo-Trick and I could confuse the Adams by saying 'Adam's turn!' for the next 60 minutes. 

I still haven't played Robo-Trick so I can't explain it but I recall Joe teaching me the rules and it sounded nuts. I think it was nuts, and there was a lot of minus points scored and some chagrin from Katy. Meantime, Adam H's position at the table was identical to when he played Caldera Park, only someone had removed his glasses. 

World Wonders rules are pretty straightforward but the spatial element had Adam T in knots at times and he frowned at his progress as we filled our boards with roads, buildings, and the aforementioned wonders like deistic architects intent on wiping out every last blade of grass. Meantime Martin won Robo Trick:

And to my surprise they began to play Tipperary, even though Martin said "There is literally NO interaction" in his scathingly-dismissive mode. Katy and Martin had both played before but they needed to run through the rules and so spent almost as much time learning them as playing the game itself. 

I missed the drama/lack-of though, as I was spending the last two rounds of World Wonders frustrated at my lack of options. The shitty pyramids had come out which rarely fit anywhere and I couldn't build the other two wonders either, so was literally throwing away gold to pass. Maybe another wonder or two would have made a difference, but we'll never know:

Adam H 33

Adam T/Sam 30 each

And, brief as it is, Tipperary finished too, and as they added up the sheep Adam T wondered if they might nod off halfway through counting. Joe and Martin tied on 94 points each with Katy back on 84. Martin gave a brief recap on the lack of interaction, Adam T headed home and after some further post-Tipperary scathing dismissery, the five of us played Little Tavern.

Perhaps the antidote to Tetris-Ireland's solitaire tile-placement, in Little Tavern we are regularly palming off customers we don't want to each other's tables, and when all tables are full customers will tip according to current table state (or tavern state, which means the real table). Witches like having witches around the place. Elves - or racists, as we referred to them - like having elves at the same table. Dwarves like a mix, Goblins are all called Billy-something and only tip if their leader (Billy-Billy) is present, and so on. Mix in some shenanigans in the form of optional events and this tavern is a fairly dastardly place. 

There are only six events and in both rounds we used them all up. I had an appalling start which may have been explainers curse but was quite likely surrounded-by-dicks. Katy and Adam were in a strong position and found themselves targeted in round two, but it was Katy and Martin who snaffled the shared-win courtesy of some hot elf on elf action:

Martin/Katy 26 each

Sam 25

Adam H 24

Joe 20

Now Adam H took his leave too as the rest of us took our leaves for So Clover. Probably the less said about our first attempt the better, as after a cracking opening (6 points for Martin's tile) we followed it with three pitiful threes, and despite the late hour Katy insisted we play again. This time it wasn't a perfect score either, but 20/24 was a considerable improvement, especially since mine and Katy's red herring card both fit perfectly with two of our clues, Katy's in particular (seen below) reminiscent of Martin's 'portobello' moment.

It was now past 11 though and time to call it a night. Thanks all!

Once more unto the beach

 This week, six gamers arrived at Joe’s house in alphabetical order (Adam, Adam, Andrew, Ian, Martin, Sam) for another dose of gaming goodness. This was my first games night in a few weeks and immediately people started making jokey references to a game that I knew nothing about. How swiftly things move on without you.

We split into two groups. A quartet (Martin, Adam T, Adam H, Joe) played Challengers! Beach Party. Ian asked what new features this variant had and Adam ummed and ahhed a bit before saying “different cards”. Oh, and each player has their own special power and there’s some kind of change in the drafting method. Nothing to do with beaches, as far as I could tell.

The trio (myself, Ian and Sam) played World Wonders, a tile-placement tessellation game that allows players to build famous historical buildings with little concern for cultural or temporal fidelity. For example, Ian built Easter Island’s famous statues of Maoi near his Trojan Horse. It’s a nice game, nothing groundbreaking but fun. I build the pyramid complex at Giza for two points, even though it covered three natural resources, costing me a potential three points. A bad move, strategically, but it looked nice on my board. The scores were so close, they needed a recount.

Ian 37

Sam 36

Andrew 35

Challengers was still ongoing, so we set up Little Tavern. This is a silly, dickish game where a player picks a card at random and decides if they want to keep it at their table or place it at someone else’s. There are event cards, allowing characters to be swapped, removed or added to a table face down so that no one else knows what it is. If you get the right people sitting at your desk, then you can score big points. Ian cleverly got three romantics around his table which, instead of being the start of a menage a trois, actually got him 20+ points.

Ian 35

Sam 35

Andrew 30

Around this time, Challengers ended. Martin had won four out of the first five games, but it was Adam H v Joe in the final, with Adam coming out the winner.

After this, we reshuffled. This time the quartet (Ian, Sam, Adam and Adam) played Forest Shuffle, a game that looks lovely but I know little about. Halfway through Adam T said that he was enjoying it, but he wasn’t sure if anyone else was.

I was involved in a game of Faraway, an odd game with a wafer thin theme of going on a journey tacked onto a quite brain-burning card placement game. The idea is to put down cards that then score bonuses according to other cards in your tableau. However, in a normal game the cards would all be visible when you add up your scores, in this game that cards are revealed in reverse order and bonuses only score for whatever’s visible at the time. For example, you play a card that scores 15 points if you have three stone cards and then you have to make sure that you later play three stone cards otherwise that card is worthless when it gets turned over. There’s a certain amount of player interaction such as when Martin looked at Joe’s cards and said “What are you collecting…. Pineapples?” and I asked Joe when had Martin started calling him Pineapples.

We played twice. I managed to grab a fifth stone card right at the end which meant my 24pointer card was valid when it was revealed!

Joe 81

Martin 72

Andrew 48

Andrew 84

Joe 80

Martin 63

I had to go at this point. Any regrets I had about leaving Martin and Joe as a couple were dispelled when Martin said the next game worked better as a two-player.

I don’t know what that game was, but when Forest Shuffle ended the scores were (according to Sam’s memory)

Adam T 125

Sam 125

Adam H 116

Ian 96

Then five of them played So Clover and “did rather well”. Looking at the photo I have to tip my hat to the audacity of clueing “Water” when “river” was one of the words on a different side.

Rather well out of 30

Thanks all. See  you next week.