Lynx: the Freebie for Men

Adam H was first to arrive at my house last night, followed by Adam T and Ian. Having caught up a little on Big T's new life pattern and even discussed Tom Stoppard, we realised we might as well game whilst waiting for Martin and Pete. We played Qork. 

Maybe the less said about Qork the better? It's one of them that seems to raise laughs whilst playing and a happy groan when it's over. But I like it anyway - and it was over pretty fast because our stragglers arrived and we could now play 'proper' games. For what it's worth I was in the lead, and I remarked that this would probably be my last chance of winning tonight. It was meant ironically at the time.

With the full six in situ we kicked off with Meister Makatsu, Knizia's weird deck-dwindling trick-avoider. I remarked that having won my first game, I'd do really badly now. That was meant to be ironic too. 

gamers, with passer-by

Reiner delights in interaction and this is one of his dastardlier affairs, where winning tricks is minus points and winning them late in the game makes everything worse. Points are bad:

Martin 4
Pete 6
Adam 9
Big T 16
Sam 18

Ian - I'm not sure, but he beat me I know that

We nearly split into two groups but Big T suggested Challengers instead, so we set about building our decks looking for synergies that would harpoon the opposition in a mini-game of war. As he was in the middle of the table against the wall, we gave Big T the static spot in the chair-switching and at one stage he asked Martin to get him a beer for the fridge as he was kind of stuck. 

"I'd get you a beer anyway" Martin said.

"I didn't bring any beer" Adam quipped. 

Maybe you had to be there. 

I do have an excuse for this shit pic

I began as badly as always, but then an ocular migraine hit and I had to squint at everything to try and read it properly. Weirdly - or maybe not that weirdly - I won two matches that way, as if the power of comprehension was getting in the way. But the guys to beat were Martin, Ian and the Big T, as Ian just missed out on the final:

Martin 39

Big T 33

Ian 30

Sam and Adam H 17 each

Pete 2

Pete was nonplussed by his score of 2 until Martin told him to flip the trophy over to reveal the actual points, but it was 2 on the other side as well. Scenes!

With my vision now back to normal I got to watch the final showdown. Sadly it was a bit one-sided as Martin had constructed some kind of bonkers combo that regularly gave him a power of 15, causing opponents to scuttle their deck each time they wanted the flag!

look how much Adam is enjoying Martin's triumph

Now we did split into trios, with Martin successfully Shanghai-ing a reluctant Adam into playing Lynx with he and Ian by repeating the offer to go trapping over and over. "Is this a Knizia you got in a trade?" Adam asked him. Martin replied no before adding it was a game he got sent free with a Knizia he got in a trade. 

Gearing up to trap

The rest of us set up Hanami, the bizarrely reskinned Samurai with vicious picnicking theme. I warned Big T that Pete had won this with ease last time we'd played, but didn't listen to - or probably even understand - my own advice. Adam T began building a big presence around Tokyo whilst Pete and I skittered around Japan, laying our hexagonal blankets in the most rewarding spots. If you've not played Samurai (or Hanami) you're basically trying to have the most influence on picnic spots/cities when they're surrounded, to claim the 'celebration' tokens there.

late game 

Having the most of a particular token scores you a whopping single point, so the game often goes to tie-breakers. Allegedly anyway - as with the last time we played, Pete triumphed with two points, ousting Adam into second place. I was nowhere - I had something like 6 out of the available 30 tokens. Great game though!

Pete - most savage picknicker

Adam T - fiesty sandwiches 

Sam - squashed packet of supermarket crisps 

Lynx was still ongoing at this point with the only thing I could glean being that for a game with a grizzly wilderness hunting theme they seemed to be doing a lot of bidding. Big T suggested we embark on a trek of our own with the next in the trick-taking Lord of the Rings series, the Two Towers. I was happy to try it - I have fond memories of the first game even if the lustre wore off before we ever finished the 18 chapters. Things have hotted up in the new edition: the orcs have arrived. 

fuckers

The Crew-esque mechanics and narrative structure remain, but the towers themselves take the form of cards and automatically win tricks they're played in (unless both are played to the same trick). The three Orc cards automatically lose. In the first chapter Aragorn (Adam) must win the most tricks in conjunction with whomever has the black tower. Boromir (Pete) must win two tricks before the towers appear and Legolas (me) just needs lots of forest cards, as though distracted from the quest in hand by botany. 

the road goes ever on and on

We nailed chapter one first time, then moved on to chapter two. Big T made an excellent Aragorn and we saw off a nail-biting distribution of forestry to claim another first-time victory! Well done us. 

Lynx wrapped up now as well, with a series of noises that suggested it may not return to the table any time soon. "Fine" is not a lofty recommendation in these game-rich times for a 90 minute game of bids and Martin reflected again on how it came free, as though looking at a bang average pizza crust left on a paper plate. He and I were up for some Alibis but it was fairly late and people were tiring so we pivoted to our classic of So Clover. 

If you look at the right-hand side of this photo you get a glimpse of what an ocular migraine is like. 

"This is going to be a 36 straight out of the gate" Martin announced, employing irony more successfully than I did earlier. There were some excellent clues here, with Adam H's Showcase for trophy/cinema and Martin's plumber for common/apprentice, but we came unstuck with Pete's clover, failing to perceive more than one association we should have spotted. As always though, a fine way to end. 

30/36

Thanks all. 

The Three-tile Problem

 Absent for the past three weeks, I arrived at Joe's place at 7.20 but was not cordially invited down to the kitchen. Instead, he and Katy came out and we all got in Joe's car. We picked Sam up from his house and all of us drove across town to Steve and Anja's. Once we had finished catching up with each other’s news, we played a game called “count to 20” where we all have to, collectively, count up to 20 but not say the same number at the same time. We succeeded on our second attempt and Joe rewarded us all with tiny snacks hidden away in his car.

We arrived a little early, so we sat somewhat awkwardly in Joe’s car parked in Steve and Anja’s driveway. After a few minutes, we went inside and were greeted by Anja. We settled ourselves around the games table and, after a few minutes, Ian came in through the door that lead to the kitchen, as if he’d been there all along.

Steve was out with his son, so we began with Blob Party, a game which is like the opposite of Just One. A category is devised using two cards and then people have to think of the word that everyone else will think of. Before we began, Katy asked if the “blob” in Blob Party was a reference to periods. Was this the level of word association we’d have to deal with?

The gimmick in Blob Party is that there is a blob that is initially shared out equally among the players with a single plastic eye stuck on it. As players guess the same word, their blobs are conjoined, complete with eyes, to create a bigger blob. 

Sam and I bonded in round one and then Joe and Katy joined together in round two. Eventually, only Anja was alone. She seemed ambivalent about joining the hive mind, comparing it to the Borg, but she wrote Chelsea for “Flower Event” and so did we, and the game was complete.

Next up, now that Pete had arrived, we had another quick and silly game: Qork. In this game one player rolls two large dice under a cup. They lift the cup and if the result is a double or adds to seven, then they have to use the cup to trap as many corks as they can - each cork is tied to a string that, in turn, is being held by a player. These players have to yank their corks as quickly as they can to avoid being caught.

And that’s a sentence I never thought I’d write.

Sam wondered aloud who had the quickest reactions, so I filmed one round in slow motion and can say (based on a single data point) that the order, from quickest to slowest, is: Pete, Sam, Katy and me (tie), Joe then Steve (Ian was the dice roller in that round).

It was fun. Pete pushed the laws of probability to extremes by (a) not rolling doubles or sevens for ages and then (b) rolling in such a way that the dice ended up on top of each other. Not to be outdone, Steve then needed several attempts at rolling in a way that both dice finish on the mat. Joe took what was a simple party game and added a dickish aspect. When he was dice-roller, he’d feint to catch corks even when it wasn’t needed, causing people to yank their corks without good reason and pick up a penalty point.

In the end, after all this, the scores were (less points are good)

Sam 3

Joe 5

Andrew 7

Pete 7

Katy 8

Steve 9

Ian 10

Now we decided to set up something more substantial. Joe had brought Lords of Vegas, so me, Katy, him and Ian set up to play. Steve, Pete and Sam set up Five Towers while waiting for Anja to finish domestic duties and watering the neighbours’ flowers.

I know little about Five Towers, except the scores

Steve 41

Sam 29 

Pete 20

Then they set up Hanami, Knizia’s reskinning of Samurai, so instead of a game about picking up tokens based on your strength in surrounding areas having a war-theme in Samurai Japan, we have a game with exactly the same aggressive mechanic with a theme about picnics during the blossom-viewing season in Japan. Anja joined them once she’d returned.

Pete won. I wasn’t told the scores except “it was a whitewash.”

As for Lords of Vegas, I started badly as my brilliantly lucky 2-tile silver casino was stolen by Katy who turned it into her 3-tile silver casino. A fantastic move, but it still quite annoyed me. However, Silvers didn’t pay out until the end of the game, by which time it was my 5-tile silver casino once more.

Katy, Ian and Joe constantly fought over a 3-tile casino in the corner of the board where they all had one die. But no matter how often Katy or Ian reorganised, Joe always won.

But Ian had a seemingly strong position at first, with a number of plots on the strip that he couldn’t afford to build on. But mid-game he had some actual buildings there when the Strip paid out and he became the richest player on the board. He used some of that money, though, on the third attempt at unseating Joe from his place at the top of the 3-tile casino. Still no success.

Joe smartly redecorated his small gold casino to green, giving him enough gold tiles to take over a 5-tile casino, turning it into a 7-tile gold casino sitting on the Strip.

Finally, I got the silver casino I lost in round one and it immediately paid out! Any thought that this was my moment was dashed in the next round as Katy’s own 6-tiler pays out and she surges into first.

In fact, it was very close for all players for most of the game. It was only when I turned the 7-tile casino into a 9-tile (with three dice from three players) and then I won the reorganisation that it looked like we had a definite winner. I now had a 6-tile and a 9-tile on the Strip. The next round was Game Over and the Strip paid out one last time.

Andrew 36

Katy 32

Joe 20

Ian 20

Phew, my first LoV in years and what a journey it was. We finished at the same time as Hanami, so we ended with one more communal game: Just One - the opposite game to Blob Party we played at the start! Each player gives clues to a word-guesser, avoiding repetitions.

Katy asked for no high brow clues but the word she chose was “muse” which kind of suggests high brow stuff. Joe went all cryptic on me, cluing “anaethestic” for “number” (as in something that makes you numb) and Steve clued “#” but I read it as “hash” which, with Joe’s clue, made me guess “drug”. Nope.

Sam got lucky as we all clued separate but obvious clues for “buffy”. He got it in two seconds. Amazingly, no one put “vampire”.

Anja’s word was “sleeve” which she failed to get, distracted by Joe’s clue of “Wizard’s”. He later explained to us in the car that “wizard’s sleeve” is in Roger's Profanisaurus. “Ian said he was thinking of writing it,” he added, in his defence.

According to my notes, we got 7 out of 12 with a bonus point for someone guessing the eliminated words.

And that was that! Since I had no work the next day, I was able to stay until the end - a rare treat these days. Thanks all, it was a lovely evening.